Legend of the Golden Eyed Kattywumpus

 
Back in the days when Maine was only knee-high as a state, when the caribou roamed its North woods, and oysters thrived in the Damariscotta, when the woodsmen had scarcely seen the tall virgin pines of the Allegash, there came into the forests a huge giant of a man. Whence he came nobody knows, nor took the trouble to find out. He was a timber chopper such as had never been seen before, more than a rod tall he stood in his moosehide moccasins and his shoulders were three regular axe handles wide. A heavy square-cut black beard decorated his chin, and his eyebrows resembled birds-nest.

Stories of his fame and deeds soon were told from the Saco to the Saint John, of how his mighty axe with the two-foot blade could drop a tall pumpkin pine with one clean blow, and how he could clear ten acres in a day, and forty teams and eighty men were unable to yard the logs after him. Behind him, the squirrels wore a hungry look, and the beavers were a loss for food and building materials. The quiet trout streams either roared like torrents or dried up altogether.

The Spirit of the Forest was worried - really worried. With this Giant in action, there would soon be no trees left. With no trees, the water would soon wash away the earth, the winds blow away the topsoil, and the land would be left only barren rocks and sand. No gardens, no food, no people, no fish, no birds, no animals, no anything. So the Spirit of the Forest decided to call a council of all the other Spirits to decide how they should best stop the destruction. The whole awful matter was discussed in the best Spirit fashion, and it was agreed the only probable weakness of the Giant was in his stomach. From all his exercise, of course, he worked up a tremendous appetite and the tales were being told of the cartload, or so, of food that he ate every evening when his day's work was done, so around this the Spirits laid their plan.

As he chopped to the South, one day he came to the ocean. Now mind you, he was a backwoodsman and had never tasted shellfish or Maine lobsters, so the Spirits had arranged a huge clambake for his meal. There were clams and oysters, crabs and lobsters, and with some misgivings probably, the Giant fell to eating with both fists. The oysters, clams and crabs he found to be hardly worth the trouble for one of his size and appetite, but the lobsters pleased him to no end, after he got used to the looks of the strange creatures.

Now, to a giant, one lobster is scarcely a taste. He was delighted by this new food, but bored by the task of picking out the meat, so, before long, he just popped a whole one in his mouth and crunched it up. This was much easier, and he kept roaring and calling for more and more until he had gobbled up two dory loads. Then he stretched out by the fire and went to sleep.

This was just what the Spirits had planned for! They had begged the help of an Imp of Mischief, whose golden eyes gleamed for fun. Over his long nose they put a large lobster claw, and two more over his pointed ears. Another slipped one over his beard, and his face was painted sea-green.

The Giant twisted and rolled in his sleep, for lobster shells are hard to digest, especially two dory loads. The Imp of Mischief, whose name, by the way, was Kattywumpus, sat on the Giant's chest and tweaked his nose. The Giant moaned in his sleep, dreaming of huge waving claws, bulging eyes, probing feelers and many crawling legs like those of the strange creatures he had stuffed himself with.

Suddenly he awoke and when he saw Kattywumpus crouched on his chest, he leaped to his feet with a roar that was heard from Cape Neddick to Monhegan. He crashed off through the forest heading westward at top speed. Years later, tall tales of a similar giant who had a pet blue ox filtered back to the State of Maine from beyond the Great Lakes. Perhaps that is where he went, for he never was seen in these parts again.

Kattywumpus was so pleased with himself that he continued to wear his disguise and to prowl the forests as a protector. Many of the weird stories from lumber camps, such as the one about the footprints in the snow that suddenly vanished into the air, of the piercing screams from the top of the bunk house in the dead of night, and others are perhaps his doings. No one has ever caught a glimpse of him, but sometimes we see the gleam of his golden eyes on the outer circle of the campfire light. He is ever on the watch for those who would destroy the forests, land, and game by careless or wanton cutting or fire.

By: E. R. Andrews

 

Poetic Version
When Maine was a toddler in statehoods,
    the caribou roamed in the Northwoods.
 Throughout Damariscotta's clear waters,
    the oysters were thriving with otters.
 Few woodsmen had seen the tall pine trees,
    the home of the Allegash chickadees.
 Invading these forests primeval,
    a Giant caused quite an upheaval.
 From whence he had come no one knows now
    'cause no one had bothered to learn how.
 In moccasins made out of moosehide;
    and shoulders, three times a full axe, wide --
 This huge man stood over a rod tall;
    to him the Maine forests looked so small.
 His eyebrows resembled a bird's nest;
    his beard, black and square-cut, was thickest.

This chopper of timber amazed all;
    the likes of which no one had recall.
 Soon places from Saco to Saint John
    heard stories of bad deeds where he'd gone.
 His two-foot blade axe in one clean stroke
    cut tall pumpkin pines or a great oak.
 Ten acres a day he could cut clear;
    we'd lose all our forests in one year!
 But forty teams with eighty men slowed him,
    unable to yard logs which trailed him.
 The Giant caused problems for beavers;
    if not stopped, we all would be grievers.
 The squirrels behind him wore sad looks;
    soon hunger would reach even trout brooks.
 Calm streams roared like torrents or dried up;
    the mammals and people were fed up.
 Without trees, soon water erodes land;
    the winds would blow topsoil, but leave sand.
 The brooks -- out of balance -- would kill fish;
    soon all birds would die in slow anguish.
 With barren rocks left all around him,
    the prospects of gardens grow real dim.
 No mammals nor people could live long --
    what this guy was doing was dead wrong!

The Spirit of the Forest was worried;
    the critters sought his help, then scurried.
 He had to decide what would be best
    to stop this destruction and unrest.
 The council of Spirits, while meeting,
    observed how the giant was eating --
 He worked up an appetite tremendous;
    his cartloads of food were horrendous!
 His stomach, they found, was his weakness;
    they schemed with Spirits'  uniqueness.

The Giant arrived at the ocean,
    as Southward he chopped in one motion.
 Remember he came from the backwoods,
    so lobsters and shellfish were strange goods.
 The Spirits arranged a huge clambake
    with oysters and lobsters, for his sake.
 The Giant used both fists to snatch food;
    his manners at mealtime were quite crude.
 The oysters, the steamed clams, a large crab
    were not worth the trouble to even grab.
 The lobsters took time to get used to.
    What part of this strange beast should he chew?
 

The Giant, enjoying this new taste,
    got bored picking meat, so to make haste
 In one gulp, a lobster he swallowed --
    the red lobster shell was not hollowed!
 Much easier eating them this way,
    he roared for some more until midday.
 Impatient for more he kept calling,
    till two dory loads he was gobbling.
 At last he stretched out by the fire,
    and slept -- which the Spirits hoped prior.
An Imp full of mischief heard someone;
    his golden eyes gleamed for some real fun.
 The Spirits all begged him for his help;
    he playfully ran through some brown kelp.
 But soon they got busy disguising --
    the mischievous Imp was surprising.
 His two pointed ears and his long nose,
    they covered with large claws and then chose
 To slip one more claw over his beard;
    his face, painted sea-green, made him weird.

The Giant had trouble digesting
    the lobster shells -- this hurt his resting.
 He twisted and rolled in a light sleep
    and dreamed, but his moaning was real deep.
 He dreamed he saw lobster claws waving;
    his beard, probing feelers were shaving;
 He saw bulging eyes like the creature's,
    with legs crawling over his features.
 The Imp, having fun, caused this rumpus;
    for "Mischief" was named Kattywumpus.
 He crouched on the chest of the Giant
    and dared tweak his nose, quite defiant.

The Giant awoke from his snoring,
    then leaped to his feet madly roaring.
 He crashed through the forest at top speed--
   the West he'd destroy; Maine was now freed!
 This noisy commotion, men now boast,
    was heard up and down the Maine seacoast.
 Cape Neddick as far as Monhegan,
    insist they felt tremors as he ran.
 Years later tall tales filtered back here:
    A similar Giant cut woods clear.
 It's rumored he had a pet blue ox
    beyond the Great Lakes, under hemlocks.

So pleased with himself in this new guise,
    the Imp (Kattywumpus) is so wise.
 He constantly prowls through the forest
    as guard and protector; he won't rest.
 Weird stories from lumber camps still grow --
    like vanishing footprints from deep snow
 That suddenly go into thin air;
    strange things might just pop up--who knows where!
 On top of the bunkhouse 'round midnight,
    you'll hear piercing screams causing great fright.

Though no one has seen Kattywumpus,
    the forest he seems to encompass.
 You might see beyond the campfire light,
    if in the direction you look right,
 The gleam of his golden eyes glowing,
    while hiding in darkness, not showing.
 He's watchful for people destroying
    the wildlife and land we're enjoying --
 By cutting down trees they require,
    or carelessly starting a fire.
 For guarding the forest the year through,
 We give Kattywumpus our "Thank you" !

Translation into poetic form by:
      Nancy A. Merrill (1994)

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